Lighter Side
On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgo gerychwyrndrobwyllllanty siliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'
The girl leaned over and said, 'Burrr … gurrr … king'!
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Elderly couple in church.
Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?"
Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"
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