- Issue: 14 - April 2009
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Dear Reader
Welcome to our newsletter.
Spring is most definitely here, the daffodils and primroses have been putting on a glorious show in the hedgerows and the trees are bursting forth.
What's this to do with web sites? Well, this issue continues the theme of the previous newsletter (Feb issue) about renewing the content of your site with the focus this time on blogs - what they are and why it's a good idea to include one on your own site.
Happy Easter!
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Tech 'no babble' - business thoughts
Business musings from a darkened room......
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Hints & Tips
Here we take a look at some of the possible reasons why having a blog can help with search engine rankings.
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*TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks.
*BLAMESTORMING
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a Project failed, and who was responsible.
*ASSMOSIS
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
*SITCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, And Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.
*SINBAD
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
*PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
*404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 not found' meaning that the requested document could not be located.
*OH - NO SECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').
*JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wears to show their level of training.
*MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.
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Blog stands for “weblog” which is like a diary of thoughts, events, musings and very often links to other articles of interest on the internet. The articles are posted with the most recent first and usually assigned categories and keywords to help finding them in the future. 
