- Issue: 18 - Christmas Special 2009
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Dear Reader
Welcome to our newsletter.
This is our special Christmas edition which tries to clear a bit of the winter gloom away and wish you 'Season's Greetings'.
We hope this has been a good year for you and your business and 2010 will be as good if not better.
Don't forget, though, if there are any web-related topics or questions you would like to see
featured in our regular newlsetter, please let us know by hitting reply!
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Some fun videos
'One man and his dog' - well several men and their dogs ... very clever ...
Christmas illuminatons, just not very environmentally friendly!
White Christmas with Santa and his singing reindeer (in case you missed this one last year).
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Christmas jokes
One year Father Christmas is forced to have an official from the Aviation Authority check his
sleigh to make sure it's airworthy. The official checks out the sleigh on the ground then sits beside Father Christmas for a test flight. Suddenly Father Christmas notices the official has a revolver in his pocket.
'What's that for?' he asks. 'You're not a hijacker are you?'
'No,' replies the official. 'But we have to see how you handle this craft when you lose an engine on take-off.'
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and nothing was going right. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and the sleigh was broken. Santa was furious.
'I can't believe it!' he yells. 'I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours - all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel to find one hours ago! What am I going to do?'
Just then, the little angel opens the front door and steps in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. 'Oi fatty!' she says. 'Where d'you want me to stick this?' And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass.
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Gifts & Stocking Fillers
Stuck for any last minute inspiration for presents? Try checking out these useful sites:
For all sorts of gizmos and interesting presents - I want One of Those.
These are good for stocking fillers:
Presents for Men
Gifts for Girls
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